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Weet u ze nog? De vieze liedjes van vroeger? Vandaag kwam kind-I thuis met zijn eerste vieze liedje.
Popeye de sailorman
Kijk eens hoe vies ik ben
Met het puntje van mijn pik
Open ik een blik.
Met gemengde gevoelens is dit geweldige lied hier ontvangen. Het woord -pik- probeer ik al een jaar te laten vervangen door -piemel-. Maar ik snap ook wel dat een vies liedje over een piemel nergens op slaat. En ik zal ook maar niet gaan uitleggen dat je met een pik leukere dingen kunt doen dan het openen van een blik. We hebben tenslotte net de masturbeer-etiquette achter de rug, (voor geinteresseerden: wel op je kamer, niet in de woonkamer) dus dat weet-ie inmiddels wel. Opvoedkundige boekjes over De Sexuele Gevoelens van uw Kind zijn allemaal best handig maar helaas staat nergens vermeld dat vragen en opmerkingen over sex bij voorkeur gesteld worden op momenten die zich daar niet echt voor lenen. Je staat net een 5-gangen menu in elkaar te draaien bijvoorbeeld. Of je bent gezellig bij opa en oma op bezoek. Of je bent zelf zo verschrikkelijk moe dat je van het woord sex al helemaal in de gaap schiet. Een cursus Creatief Ouderschap of Crisismanagement voor Beginners zou praktischer zijn in zo'n geval.
Afijn. Ondertussen zit ik dus met dat pik-blik lied in m'n hoofd.
Ik weet er eigenlijk ook nog 2 van vroeger. Zal ik u daar eens op trakteren? Doen we gewoon met z'n allen alsof we 7 zijn.
Ik ben beertje Colargol
Beertje dat kan neuken
Met m'n dikke berepik (oud liedje, oude spelling)
Neuk ik alle meiden dik.

En dit is een hele ouwe. Een raadseltje:
De koning van Egypte
Die had een ding dat wipte
Het zit tussen z'n benen en z'n gat
Rara, wat is dat?
(oplossing: een paard.) (wel, een giller of niet?)

Voor meer inspiratie wat betreft vieze liedjes verwijs ik u naar Polskaya. Die heeft er vast wat fijne plaatjes bij uitgezocht.

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